Pop Quiz: Which is which?

Today I give you two videos and ask you, the reader, to determine which video falls into the respective categories:

• A: Alpha male metal bro with hard-as-fuq gym playlist getting shots of tequila and repping Emmure boxing gloves and getting all the 8/10s
• B: Beta white-knight who spends his (enormous) free time defending the friendzone on Reddit, drinks vodka cranberrys and refuses to comment on his Myspace about any "sportsball" events

Now that you know the ground work for both categories check out the videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q2EzlLzWOk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDE0AUt_dJY

If you are having trouble distinguishing the two videos perhaps you should stop "ironically" listening to Kings of Leon, take down your Asking Alexandria poster, and take a look in the mirror.